thesickestjokes: I’d like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”
Reblog if your icon is a fine piece of ass.
gleeson666: do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
blameitonanderson: styleswanky: IT JUST DAWNED ON ME THAT THESE ARE LITERALLY THE MEMORIES IM GOING TO KEEP ALL MY LIFE EVEN WHEN IM 85 I WILL REMEMBER THAT I SPENT MY TEEN YEARS ON A LAPTOP READING GAY FAN FICTION ABOUT ACTORS THAT WILL HAVE ALREADY PASSED ON BY THAT TIME AND I WILL FOREVER REMEMBER ALL THESE DUMB FACTS ABOUT THIS DUMB SHOW FUCK I NEED A MINUTE shit.
parkwaydriive: reasons to date me 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please
theselener: when someone tries to argue with you on a topic you know more about
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this is a list of things that annoy me”
urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
westbor0baptistchurch: When you get overloaded with a bunch of stress coming out of nowhere.
genericanimegirl: “im coming around to check your homewo-“
megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
fwips: oh man aggressively ordering me to do something i’m already doing/planning to do is pretty much guaranteeing that i’m going to stop doing it and take the time to just stare at you with a half blank half incredulous expression on my face
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
dearchemistry: sadisticmonster: grouprojects: why let drugs take over your life when the internet would do it for free the internet isn’t free though It is for some people [salsa dances into your unprotected wifi zone]
allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
doctordonna10: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean like it’s their own personal living space if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...